Dear Royal Mail
It is so nice to wait home all day knowing a package is supposed to arrive only to check your mailbox and discover a "Sorry you were out" card.
Um, no I wasn't actually. I was at home. You know, waiting for you.
Thank you so much.
Dear ITV Daybreak
Your new show stinks. That's okay though since I have that invention called the remote control. I now watch either Sunrise on Sky News or BBC Breakfast.
This morning I made the mistake of flipping over to your show during the news. Big mistake. BIG. You see your newsreader was telling the nation all about how it looks like Sarah Palin is going to run for President in 2012 and how she spoke at at Tea Party rally. Your newsreader then went on to say how Palin ran in the 2008 election with Joe Biden. Yes readers you read that right.
The Vice President of the United States of America apparently was on the ticket with Sarah Palin.
Did your ballot not have that option? Well you better get on the phone to the election official in your area and find out what happened.
I'm still a bit speechless.
update: I flipped back over during the next news segment and apparently one of you brainiacs in the studio noticed the mistake. You should have given her a little notice though because listening to her stutter "JJJJJooeJohn" was annoying too.